Thursday, May 29, 2008

Haiku Movie Review, 5/30/08




Manolo Blahniks
come in eight diff'rent shades of
I don't give a sh*t

Friday, May 23, 2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Winona and Keanu an Item?


Scared little mousie:
you make a first-rate beard for
that Matrix doorknob

Haiku Movie Preview, 5/21/08

Indiana Jones and the Kashkow with the Long-Assed Title




I have sacrificed
a goat to the gods in the
hope that it won't suck