Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Haiku Movie Review, 2/13/09



Screw this remake: I'm
holding out for a scare flick
about Arbor Day

Haiku Movie Review, 2/12/09

Confessions of a Shopaholic

Hey, Perky Greedhead--
maybe Macy's sells film scripts
that are worth a sh%t

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Super Bowl XLIII: An Assessment in Haiku

An embarassment
to my gender I am: I
did not give a sh#t

Michael Phelps Huffs Hookah; Hypocrites Harrumph


Cut the kid a break...
Smoke a fattie, eat some snacks,
and frickin' CHILL, world.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Better late than never to pick on Pitt: SAG Red Carpet 09


All he needs to look
like my old shop teacher; His
finger up his nose

Jessica Simpson Gains Weight


Repugnant fat cow;
How dare you sport any curves
like real-life women