Friday, August 20, 2010

Haiku Movie Review Part 2, 8/20/10



Nanny McPhee Returns

I would like Mary
Poppins better if she would
brush her ugly tooth

Haiku Movie Review, 8/20/10

Piranha 3-D

Better to be fish
food than a kangaroo's bitch,
Jerry O'Connell

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ode to Snooki from some damn Reality Show

I still possess my
soul; for I don't know who this
carp-mouthed trashoid is

Friday, August 13, 2010

Haiku Movie Review to the Third Power, 8/13/10




I love a smart flick,


edited so frenetic



that it makes me puke

Haiku Movie Review, Part Deux, 8/13/10


Go on a worldwide
trip with Julia Roberts'
giant forehead vein

Haiku Movie Review, 8/13/10


Co-starring with Sly
Stallone's face in this movie:
Joan Rivers' eyebrows

Summer Movie Catch-Up, Zac Efron Division


I contemplate death
while batting my dreamy eyes,
heaving my buff chest

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Summer Movie Catch-Up, Yeah, More: Adrien Brody, internal dialogue re: Predators

I have an Oscar
but would like to become the

(Microsoft Paint portrait, "Adrien Brody Contemplates," by
Viper Tetsu. Cut me some slack. I did it in five minutes.)

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Summer Movie Catch-Up, Revisited: The A-Team

Turn B.A. into

a wuss for the first hour? Sounds


like box office GOLD!!!

Summer Movie Catch-Up Time:Memo to Nolan re: Inception (for Dave, with Love)

Spoil your great mindf$%#
by casting the guy with the
massive baby head