tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39220401942917593802011-07-07T23:21:39.670-07:00Tributes to celebrity and pop culture, in traditional Japanese meter, 'cause I got nothing better to do.Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.comBlogger1571100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-41605395380160458142010-08-20T10:18:00.000-07:002010-08-20T10:18:00.266-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TG4eQVL7mqI/AAAAAAAAATE/qIiUvEFvL3M/s1600/NotNannyMcPhee.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ox="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TG4eQVL7mqI/AAAAAAAAATE/qIiUvEFvL3M/s320/NotNannyMcPhee.JPG" /></a></div><br /><br /><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nanny_mcphee_returns/">Nanny McPhee Returns</a></strong></em><br /><br />I would like Mary<br />Poppins better if she would<br />brush her ugly tooth<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4160539538016045814?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-30043335666577815642010-08-20T08:59:00.000-07:002010-08-20T08:59:00.238-07:00<em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/piranha_3d/">Piranha 3-D</a></strong></em><br /><br />Better to be fish <br />food than <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kangaroo_jack/">a kangaroo's bitch</a>,<br />Jerry O'Connell<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3004333566657781564?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-90646257709967409492010-08-19T22:58:00.000-07:002010-08-19T22:58:07.017-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TG4ZFm3YE3I/AAAAAAAAAS8/aI-ytd5UrFk/s1600/Snooki.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ox="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TG4ZFm3YE3I/AAAAAAAAAS8/aI-ytd5UrFk/s320/Snooki.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;">I still possess&nbsp;my </div><div style="text-align: right;">soul;&nbsp;for I don't&nbsp;know who this</div><div style="text-align: right;">carp-mouthed trashoid is</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-9064625770996740949?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-26482986021040941312010-08-13T14:21:00.000-07:002010-08-13T14:21:00.517-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGTLBxxEm1I/AAAAAAAAAS0/Dalyu_undXE/s1600/vomitrat2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" ox="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGTLBxxEm1I/AAAAAAAAAS0/Dalyu_undXE/s320/vomitrat2.JPG" /></a></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/scott_pilgrims_vs_the_world/#"><span style="font-family: &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Scott Pilgrim vs. the World</span></a></strong></em></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I love a smart flick,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">edited so frenetic</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">that it makes me puke</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2648298602104094131?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-69278389565395593142010-08-13T13:22:00.000-07:002010-08-13T13:22:00.810-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGOVRp0nAyI/AAAAAAAAASc/NOj-lbmBKa4/s1600/EatPrayLoveForeheadVein.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ox="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGOVRp0nAyI/AAAAAAAAASc/NOj-lbmBKa4/s320/EatPrayLoveForeheadVein.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/eat_pray_love/">Eat Pray Love</a></strong></em></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Go on a worldwide</div><div style="text-align: center;">trip with Julia Roberts' </div><div style="text-align: center;">giant forehead vein</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6927838956539559314?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-38761115892035313382010-08-13T10:16:00.000-07:002010-08-13T10:16:00.485-07:00<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: right;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGOSIVTH7qI/AAAAAAAAASU/mc4jTDFatXQ/s1600/StalloneExpendibleBrows.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="280" ox="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGOSIVTH7qI/AAAAAAAAASU/mc4jTDFatXQ/s400/StalloneExpendibleBrows.JPG" width="400" /></a><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_expendables/">The Expendables</a></strong></em></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: right;">Co-starring with Sly</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: right;">Stallone's face in this movie:</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: right;">Joan Rivers' eyebrows</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3876111589203531338?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-57564846443867541082010-08-13T09:15:00.000-07:002010-08-13T09:15:00.383-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGTGHO_P_-I/AAAAAAAAASk/kvn8X7RQ-z4/s1600/SeventhSealZac.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGTHR35rPuI/AAAAAAAAASs/Nttkh3TSbtE/s1600/SeventhSealZac.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="297" ox="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGTHR35rPuI/AAAAAAAAASs/Nttkh3TSbtE/s400/SeventhSealZac.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/charlie_st_cloud/">Charlie St. Cloud</a></strong></em></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I contemplate death</div><div style="text-align: center;">while batting my dreamy eyes, </div><div style="text-align: center;">heaving&nbsp;my buff chest</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5756484644386754108?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-81521723730849058462010-08-12T11:47:00.000-07:002010-08-12T11:47:00.142-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGMO1zSdWKI/AAAAAAAAASE/JMEjrCweZgU/s1600/AdrienBrodyContemplates.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" ox="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGMO1zSdWKI/AAAAAAAAASE/JMEjrCweZgU/s400/AdrienBrodyContemplates.bmp" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, &quot;Times New Roman&quot;, serif;">I have an Oscar</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, &quot;Times New Roman&quot;, serif;">but would like to become the</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, &quot;Times New Roman&quot;, serif;">next <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casper_Van_Dien">Casper Van Dien</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: xx-small;">(Microsoft Paint portrait, "Adrien Brody Contemplates," by </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: xx-small;">Viper Tetsu. Cut me some slack. I did it in five minutes.)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8152172373084905846?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-86681516936769858672010-08-11T14:10:00.001-07:002010-08-11T14:10:42.558-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGD0s-kU_hI/AAAAAAAAAR8/xFaM8ZxIahg/s1600/TinDress.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mx="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGD0s-kU_hI/AAAAAAAAAR8/xFaM8ZxIahg/s320/TinDress.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Turn B.A. into</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">a wuss&nbsp;for the first hour? Sounds</span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;">like&nbsp;box&nbsp;office GOLD!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8668151693676985867?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-63615129284938515092010-08-11T14:10:00.000-07:002010-08-11T14:10:13.361-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGDzFegxF-I/AAAAAAAAAR0/PzIS_42FuCA/s1600/inceptionbabyhead.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" mx="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/TGDzFegxF-I/AAAAAAAAAR0/PzIS_42FuCA/s400/inceptionbabyhead.JPG" width="270" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Spoil your great mindf$%#</div><div style="text-align: center;">by casting the&nbsp;guy with the</div><div style="text-align: center;">massive baby head&nbsp;</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6361512928493851509?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-80210839259440434672009-09-24T00:32:00.000-07:002009-09-24T00:32:00.292-07:00<em>The Informant</em><br /><br />If Soderbergh farts<br />into a high-def cam'ra, <br /><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1200661-informant/">crits will still piss selves</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8021083925944043467?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-76991416317885706692009-09-23T22:12:00.000-07:002009-09-23T22:12:52.934-07:00<a href="http://www.thefablife.com/2009-09-23/julia-roberts-upsets-locals-on-new-film/">You'd be&nbsp;real mean</a>&nbsp;if<br />a <a href="http://haiku15minutes.blogspot.com/2007/07/vein-in-julia-roberts-forehead.html">huge alien worm</a> lived<br />in your forehead, too...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7699141631788570669?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-53773383638708836802009-09-23T21:55:00.000-07:002009-09-23T21:55:40.498-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Maybe she can use</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/192078/megan-fox-i-have-supernatural-sexual-power.html"><span style="font-size: x-large;">'em </span></a><span style="font-size: x-large;">to help me recall what</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">the&nbsp;Hell she looks like</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5377338363870883680?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-36587752552576566872009-09-23T21:40:00.000-07:002009-09-23T21:40:25.315-07:00<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/Srr4BUeDVII/AAAAAAAAARs/q9ohO8WmPew/s1600-h/nipple.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" iq="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/Srr4BUeDVII/AAAAAAAAARs/q9ohO8WmPew/s320/nipple.jpg" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/bai_ling/">If I had a dime</a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/bai_ling/">for ev'ry nip slip, I could</a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/bai_ling/">buy Oprah's soul, babe.</a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3658775255257656687?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-81044502230434742132009-09-13T01:35:00.000-07:002009-09-13T01:39:40.898-07:00I still can't pick this<br /><a href="http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/crew_members_from_transformers_dis_classless_megan_fox/">flat-abbed Barbie Doll</a> out of<br />a police line-up<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8104450223043474213?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-81290118199271083052009-08-28T15:23:00.000-07:002009-08-28T15:26:52.646-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/taking_woodstock/">Taking Woodstock</a></em><br /><br />Be nice to Snoopy's<br />little yellow buddy, you<br />damn smelly hippies<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8129011819927108305?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-33022012732440888792009-08-19T11:08:00.000-07:002009-08-28T15:28:44.359-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/inglourious_basterds/">Inglourious Basterds<br /></a></em><br />I love Quentin T<br />enough to put up with Pitt's<br />crappy hick accent<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3302201273244088879?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-12868294034171475272009-08-18T22:11:00.000-07:002009-08-18T22:26:44.636-07:00If you're gonna <a href="http://current.com/tags/88879798_the-rotten-tomatoes-show-haiku-review/">steal</a><br /><a href="http://current.com/tags/88879798_the-rotten-tomatoes-show-haiku-review/">from the Master</a>, at least nick<br />some laughs, Chuckleheads...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1286829403417147527?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-17431312842898160302009-07-05T01:22:00.000-07:002009-07-05T01:26:33.794-07:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SlBjh7tBMdI/AAAAAAAAARk/AQ6uWOQ4owI/s1600-h/dianaross.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354889391556866514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 280px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SlBjh7tBMdI/AAAAAAAAARk/AQ6uWOQ4owI/s400/dianaross.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">She'll be a great mom</div>'cept when she eats viscera<br />in front of the kids...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1743131284289816030?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-86536509753272114322009-06-24T23:40:00.000-07:002009-06-24T23:45:50.471-07:00Thank God! That means that<br /><em>Madea Goes to Jail</em> could<br />take home Oscar GOLD!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8653650975327211432?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-71050128822289910952009-06-24T09:46:00.000-07:002009-06-24T09:48:25.514-07:00<em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_revenge_of_the_fallen/">Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (again)</a></strong></em><br /><br />Will Megan Fox's<br />over-firm ass turn into<br />a car or something?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7105012882228991095?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-71851221092012533362009-06-24T09:41:00.000-07:002009-06-24T09:45:40.078-07:00<em><strong>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen<br /></strong></em><br />LaBeefaroni<br />retreats back to a franchise<br />he did not <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Kingdom_of_the_Crystal_Skull">help kill</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7185122109201253336?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-10387097551428439192009-06-20T18:47:00.000-07:002009-06-20T18:53:00.842-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/year_one/"><strong>Year One</strong></a></em><br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caveman_(film)"><em>Caveman</em> </a>looks like George<br />Bernard Shaw compared to this<br />fossilized li'l turd<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1038709755142843919?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-28890786079243560052009-06-20T18:26:00.000-07:002009-06-20T18:45:46.813-07:00<em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10010458-proposal/">The Proposal</a></strong></em><br /><em></em><br />Cannuck Editor<br />Dame! Maybe the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9r3wm7brtE">Deadpool Boy</a><br />can marry your ass<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2889078607924356005?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-62089954729795160512009-06-13T11:11:00.000-07:002009-06-13T11:16:27.404-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1190964-imagine_that/">Imagine That</a></em><br /><br />Keep gumming at that<br />cinematic oatmeal, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Murphy">Old</a><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Murphy">Comic Geezer Man</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6208995472979516051?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-59939666873015636442009-06-13T11:00:00.000-07:002009-06-13T11:08:10.840-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1207149-taking_of_pelham_1_2_3/">The Taking of Pelham 123</a></em><br /><br />The first one? A cup<br />of New York joe. The new one?<br />Jolt Cola, no fizz.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5993966687301563644?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-18956891564305959412009-06-13T10:50:00.000-07:002009-06-13T10:57:21.221-07:00Show some respect: You'll<br />need to refer to him as<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090612/en_afp/britainawardsentertainmentmusicsports">SIR Dracula </a>now<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1895689156430595941?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-41012321529368396122009-06-08T20:38:00.000-07:002009-06-08T20:41:45.076-07:00<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20283748,00.html?xid=popsugar">It's about damn time</a><br /><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20283748,00.html?xid=popsugar">someone got him to peel off</a><br /><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20283748,00.html?xid=popsugar">that cheesy-assed hat</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4101232152936839612?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-56245988688135271072009-05-28T14:37:00.000-07:002009-05-28T14:50:29.291-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/up/">Up</a></em><br /><br /><br />A smart, quality<br />animated flick? Pixar<br />must think we're all chumps...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5624598868813527107?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-15885274518552114942009-05-28T14:34:00.000-07:002009-05-28T14:43:16.472-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/drag_me_to_hell/http://">Drag Me to Hell</a></em><br /><br /><br />Hey, Mac Guy--if your<br />Mac is so great, why can't it<br />delete demon hags?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1588527451855211494?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-43086741754317058082009-05-28T13:47:00.000-07:002009-05-28T14:19:18.589-07:00Can a toddler get<br />diabetes suckling its<br />mother's Sugart%ts?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4308674175431705808?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-37745296228391132682009-05-21T23:21:00.000-07:002009-05-21T23:42:57.828-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/ShZJChcxcwI/AAAAAAAAARc/6LjtGbnHbuc/s1600-h/broodybale.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338534715981918978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/ShZJChcxcwI/AAAAAAAAARc/6LjtGbnHbuc/s400/broodybale.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/terminator_salvation/">Terminator Salvation</a></strong></em></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Sucking in your cheeks</div><div>won't add gravitas, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA">Grumpy</a></div><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA">Method Actor Boy</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3774529622839113268?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-2444049310781674982009-05-21T22:51:00.000-07:002009-05-21T23:15:49.391-07:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/ShZCuwMkp9I/AAAAAAAAARU/_wsRHs5vvTQ/s1600-h/WayansZygotes.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338527779273353170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/ShZCuwMkp9I/AAAAAAAAARU/_wsRHs5vvTQ/s400/WayansZygotes.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dance_flick/">Dance Flick</a></strong></em></div><br /><br /><br />The next stale spoof will<br />be written, directed by<br />some Wayans zygotes<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-244404931078167498?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-21871599741626218182009-05-21T22:46:00.000-07:002009-05-21T23:17:50.566-07:00<em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/night_at_the_museum_2_escape_from_the_smithsonian/">Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian</a></strong></em><br /><br />May I replace the<br />monkey and smack Ben Stiller<br />for doing this crap?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2187159974162621818?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-30390509996637810842009-05-15T14:47:00.000-07:002009-05-15T14:53:38.711-07:00Talks to get Paris<br />Hilton to portray <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gala_Dal%C3%AD">Gala</a><br />just fell the hell through:(...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3039050999663781084?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-50035938030295218302009-05-15T14:44:00.000-07:002009-05-15T14:47:16.882-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1189217-angels_and_demons/">Angels and Demons</a></em><br /><br />At least Hanks has ditched<br />that <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/1646706/tom_hanks_explains_his_andquotda_vinci_codeandquot_hairdo">greasy sub-mullet 'do</a><br />from the first movie...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5003593803029521830?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-85186165972763418122009-05-11T23:29:00.000-07:002009-05-12T00:05:10.100-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/Sgke54ZT8BI/AAAAAAAAARM/n9UASLnFwrg/s1600-h/hotcutbones.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334829213336989714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/Sgke54ZT8BI/AAAAAAAAARM/n9UASLnFwrg/s400/hotcutbones.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_trek_11/">Star Trek</a></em></div><div><br />Even<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Urban"> crusty Bones </a></div><div><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Urban">is pretty</a>; everyone in</div><div>space is so pretty</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8518616597276341812?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-21019342379807060112009-05-06T23:17:00.001-07:002009-05-06T23:23:22.388-07:00She gained 83<br />pounds, and is over forty:<br />Execute her, please<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2101934237980706011?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-40848922519428756102009-05-02T12:34:00.000-07:002009-05-02T12:54:13.008-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SfykqxEgb-I/AAAAAAAAAQ8/nJ8aWzVYI4c/s1600-h/jackmanchest.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331317113533525986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SfykqxEgb-I/AAAAAAAAAQ8/nJ8aWzVYI4c/s400/jackmanchest.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wolverine/">X-Men Origins: Wolverine</a></em></strong></div><div></div><br /><div>There's Jackman shirtless:</div><div>As for the rest of the film...</div><div>Well...Jackman's shirtless</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4084892251942875610?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-45498827891691164852009-05-01T20:33:00.000-07:002009-05-01T21:06:50.099-07:00<strong><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1207523-obsessed/">Obsessed </a></em></strong><br /><br /><br />Sacha Fierce needn't<br />worry 'bout clearing mantle<br />space for that Oscar<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4549882789169116485?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-56187879300843737892009-05-01T19:32:00.000-07:002009-05-01T20:22:21.831-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/Sfu8QYlwtKI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/t7IH6Ro5f5Y/s1600-h/McC+DIsembowelled.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331061573587874978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 270px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/Sfu8QYlwtKI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/t7IH6Ro5f5Y/s400/McC+DIsembowelled.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1193906-ghosts_of_girlfriends_past/">Ghosts of Girlfriends Past</a></strong></em><br /><br />Spectres rip open<br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_McConaughey">Grinning Dimwit Redneck's</a> bowels!!<br />...Not. A guy can dream... </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5618787930084373789?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-41601021188782330992009-05-01T13:37:00.000-07:002009-05-01T13:43:21.750-07:00<strong><em>17 Again</em></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/breakingnews/view/10790/Efron-joins-influential-stars-list/">Pretty baby-faced</a><br /><a href="http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/breakingnews/view/10790/Efron-joins-influential-stars-list/">man/boy</a>: eats spray-can Cheez-Whiz,<br />makes all the 'tweens sigh<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4160102118878233099?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-22109703802110992362009-04-11T01:12:00.001-07:002009-04-11T01:16:23.917-07:00<em>Observe and Report</em><br /><br />Some homage Brando;<br />Seth Rogan homages <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/paul_blart_mall_cop/">that </a><br /><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/paul_blart_mall_cop/">twonk from <em>King of Queens</em></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2210970380211099236?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-79263912470492948382009-04-11T00:55:00.000-07:002009-04-11T01:05:53.844-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SeBPC52K3DI/AAAAAAAAAQs/yKkg-EHPS4A/s1600-h/thepacifier.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323341670858284082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SeBPC52K3DI/AAAAAAAAAQs/yKkg-EHPS4A/s400/thepacifier.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><em>Fast and Furious</em> (mach 2)</div><br /><br /><div>Not many steps up </div>from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pacifier">fond'ling sh%t-caked diapers</a>,<br />Scowling Diesel Man<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7926391247049294838?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-51780695561274966372009-04-11T00:50:00.000-07:002009-04-11T00:54:58.397-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fast_and_furious/">Fast and Furious</a></em><br /><br />Not quite a remake;<br />they took the 'the's out of the<br />damned movie's title<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5178069556127496637?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-88031624772477133992009-04-11T00:16:00.000-07:002009-04-11T00:46:02.894-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SeBKd0CZVBI/AAAAAAAAAQk/xZ6ff1d1RzU/s1600-h/billybobdemon.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323336635597280274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 346px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SeBKd0CZVBI/AAAAAAAAAQk/xZ6ff1d1RzU/s400/billybobdemon.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong>Ghomeshi mis-spoke:</strong></div><div align="center"><strong>that's </strong><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-tc-ft-billy-bob-0409-0410apr10,0,108062.story"><strong>'Oscar-winning A$$hole'</strong></a><strong>,</strong></div><div align="center"><strong>buddy. Get it right!</strong></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8803162477247713399?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-52656923273739593442009-03-13T00:41:00.000-07:002009-03-13T00:47:37.882-07:00I salute thee, o<br />mopey limey bastards: <a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=21014">You've</a><br /><a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=21014">made my f$#king week</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5265692327373959344?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-26206024314563052262009-03-13T00:27:00.000-07:002009-03-13T00:35:08.710-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/race_to_witch_mountain/">Race to Witch Mountain</a></em><br /><br />That smell isn't what<br />The Rock's cooking...it's the stench<br />of his dead career<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2620602431456305226?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-56784312987199198012009-03-10T00:02:00.000-07:002009-03-10T00:05:46.419-07:00Sure, <a href="http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/03/09/watchmen-wins-weekend-box-office-title-pulls-in-832m-worldwide/">it made a mint</a>;<br />but will it play to folks who<br />don't live with their moms?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5678431298719919801?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-83710575109775890412009-02-20T07:53:00.000-08:002009-02-20T13:10:22.574-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/18/chimp.attack/index.html"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304908518056198594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 238px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 298px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SZ7SMMivAcI/AAAAAAAAAQc/6_klkGur9mg/s400/ApesKiss.jpg" border="0" /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;">Chimp Mauls Stupid Woman's Face: A Random Reflection</span></em></strong> </a></div><br /><div align="center"><br />Doctor Zira: Now, </div><div align="center">THERE'S a chimp who knows how to</div><div align="center">kiss a human right</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8371057510977589041?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-39132971097318935912009-02-12T22:58:00.000-08:002009-02-12T23:24:48.916-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SZUfkd5pXXI/AAAAAAAAAQU/Q3G0Up09Tcg/s1600-h/jasonlandscapes.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302178847660793202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SZUfkd5pXXI/AAAAAAAAAQU/Q3G0Up09Tcg/s400/jasonlandscapes.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/friday_the_13th_prequel/">Friday the 13th</a></em></strong></div><br /><div></div><div>Screw this remake: I'm</div><div>holding out for a scare flick </div><div>about Arbor Day</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3913297109731893591?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-71648405160145333282009-02-12T22:35:00.000-08:002009-02-12T22:43:17.335-08:00<strong><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/confessions_of_a_shopaholic/">Confessions of a Shopaholic</a></em></strong><br /><br />Hey, Perky Greedhead--<br />maybe Macy's sells film scripts<br />that are worth a sh%t<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7164840516014533328?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-61980462652113646612009-02-08T20:33:00.000-08:002009-02-08T20:59:57.086-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SY-4ODgWVlI/AAAAAAAAAQM/bj0htqkcA7o/s1600-h/Orangutang.jpg.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300657838037030482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 311px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SY-4ODgWVlI/AAAAAAAAAQM/bj0htqkcA7o/s400/Orangutang.jpg.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">Yeah, </span><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/02/06/nadya-suleman-the-octoplet-mother-interview-video/"><span style="font-size:180%;">she's stupid and</span></a></div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/02/06/nadya-suleman-the-octoplet-mother-interview-video/"><span style="font-size:180%;">stuff,</span></a><span style="font-size:180%;"> but she also looks like </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">an orangutang</span> </div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6198046265211364661?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-83584934861204390242009-02-08T20:07:00.000-08:002009-02-08T20:28:59.279-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hes_just_not_that_into_you/"><strong><em>He's Just Not That Into You</em></strong><br /></a><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300649584561291026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 311px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SY-wto6Y_xI/AAAAAAAAAQE/WfpTyGe0sHc/s400/notintocellphone.BMP" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8358493486120439024?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-11101573401082002262009-02-08T19:47:00.000-08:002009-02-08T20:06:02.408-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SY-rhRii6pI/AAAAAAAAAP8/XQxJUk-XLb0/s1600-h/Pink+Panther+part+doodoo.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300643874570693266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SY-rhRii6pI/AAAAAAAAAP8/XQxJUk-XLb0/s400/Pink+Panther+part+doodoo.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pink_panther_2/">The Pink Panther 2</a></em></strong></div><br /><br />No, it's not <em>The Pink</em><br /><em>Panther, Part Deux</em>: It's <em>The Pink</em><br /><em>Panther, Part Doo-Doo</em><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1110157340108200226?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-39701264423232305822009-02-02T22:24:00.000-08:002009-02-02T22:36:22.066-08:00<div align="center"><em><span style="font-family:verdana;">An embarassment</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-family:verdana;">to my gender I am: I</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-family:verdana;">did not give a sh#t</span></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3970126442323230582?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-54679608637288002332009-02-02T21:44:00.001-08:002009-02-02T22:17:24.813-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYfhHZv0QqI/AAAAAAAAAP0/Vh74X9-hVQg/s1600-h/phelpsupinsmoke.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298451003911455394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 317px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYfhHZv0QqI/AAAAAAAAAP0/Vh74X9-hVQg/s400/phelpsupinsmoke.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">Cut the kid a break...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">Smoke a fattie, eat some snacks,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">and frickin' CHILL, world.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5467960863728800233?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-88551342313360034152009-02-01T22:31:00.000-08:002009-02-01T22:52:59.751-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYaXVk-LSaI/AAAAAAAAAPs/92Sv-Jz6VsQ/s1600-h/Pittgoldmine.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298088408605477282" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYaXVk-LSaI/AAAAAAAAAPs/92Sv-Jz6VsQ/s400/Pittgoldmine.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong>All he needs to look</strong></div><div><strong></strong> </div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong>like my old shop teacher; His</strong><br /></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div></div><div><strong>finger up his nose</strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8855134231336003415?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-65672075682748905732009-02-01T21:39:00.000-08:002009-02-01T22:04:18.579-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYaMjxH_G4I/AAAAAAAAAPk/rte0WbZg-C8/s1600-h/burnjessburn.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298076557758110594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYaMjxH_G4I/AAAAAAAAAPk/rte0WbZg-C8/s400/burnjessburn.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">Repugnant fat cow;</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">How dare you sport any curves</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;">like real-life women</span> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6567207568274890573?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-46070685760485766972009-01-29T21:15:00.000-08:002009-01-29T21:18:16.559-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYKNMezeIvI/AAAAAAAAAO8/W3ZmK6wuiOA/s1600-h/neesondiesel.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296951357308019442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SYKNMezeIvI/AAAAAAAAAO8/W3ZmK6wuiOA/s400/neesondiesel.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div>TAKEN<br /><br />Shave your head, Liam<br />Neeson: then you'll be<a href="http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/38608132.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUsZ"> even<br />more like Vin Diesel </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4607068576048576697?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-54001693685922126532009-01-29T20:56:00.000-08:002009-01-29T21:01:19.700-08:00NEW IN TOWN<br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000250/">Li'l Clenched-Sphincter-Face<br /></a>falls in love with that <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jWZNStfauNETsf8O7GuNSJ07Mw-QD960TT000">jug-eared<br />has-been crooner guy</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5400169368592212653?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-60340119550300196972009-01-26T22:17:00.000-08:002009-01-26T22:22:32.196-08:00...And I was getting<br />used to that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush">Texas jackboot</a><br />against my windpipe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6034011955030019697?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-66632264507601938762009-01-26T21:40:00.001-08:002009-01-26T22:16:45.960-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SX6lrPwgIyI/AAAAAAAAAO0/87RzRauop_0/s1600-h/blartcashcow.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295852374217204514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SX6lrPwgIyI/AAAAAAAAAO0/87RzRauop_0/s400/blartcashcow.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_James_(actor)">Ex-sitcom nuisance</a></div><div>stars in <a href="http://movies.tvguide.com/paul-blart-mall-cop/review/296386">cinematic sack</a></div><div><a href="http://movies.tvguide.com/paul-blart-mall-cop/review/296386">of greasy corn chips</a></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6663226450760193876?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-71065353970563636462009-01-26T20:53:00.000-08:002009-01-26T21:31:30.442-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SX6atD1Ls_I/AAAAAAAAAOs/etBiHBxdWU0/s1600-h/pittmonkey.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295840310747444210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SX6atD1Ls_I/AAAAAAAAAOs/etBiHBxdWU0/s400/pittmonkey.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Digitally-age </div><div>a pretty monkey, <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/movies/reviews/bal-li.button25dec25,0,6628729.story">the press</a></div><div><a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/movies/reviews/bal-li.button25dec25,0,6628729.story">swears he's a genius</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7106535397056363646?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-68007313364173928132009-01-26T20:50:00.000-08:002009-01-26T20:53:18.542-08:00Day job sucks 'way my<br />time like a hyena sucks<br />marrow from dry bones<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6800731336417392813?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-67843850005714049232008-12-31T06:38:00.000-08:002008-12-31T06:38:00.756-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SVsVReHh1XI/AAAAAAAAAOM/RQVl9sLqDZ8/s1600-h/gopherlloydwebber.GIF"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285841977536009586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 236px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SVsVReHh1XI/AAAAAAAAAOM/RQVl9sLqDZ8/s400/gopherlloydwebber.GIF" border="0" /></a>Please, God, stop Mr.<br /><div><div><div>Rodent-Cheeked Hack before <a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/phantom-of-opera-sequel-phantom-love-never-dies/">he</a></div><div><a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/phantom-of-opera-sequel-phantom-love-never-dies/">composes again</a></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6784385000571404923?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-21196538813065897852008-12-30T21:40:00.000-08:002008-12-30T21:47:00.691-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SVsG07miTjI/AAAAAAAAAN0/XeTuUW7DHkE/s1600-h/tomletter.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285826094071696946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SVsG07miTjI/AAAAAAAAAN0/XeTuUW7DHkE/s400/tomletter.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/valkyrie/">Valkyrie</a></em></div><div></div><br /><div>Give a monkey an</div><div>eyepatch and he'll swear he's a</div><div>serious artist</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2119653881306589785?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-22381246324739902962008-12-29T20:44:00.000-08:002008-12-30T20:58:23.302-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SVr7M5bA7UI/AAAAAAAAANs/xDPlmXz9mqA/s1600-h/spiritxmas.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285813311663828290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SVr7M5bA7UI/AAAAAAAAANs/xDPlmXz9mqA/s400/spiritxmas.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_spirit/">The Spirit</a></em></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Thank you, Frank Miller</div><div>for such a stylish coal lump </div><div>'neath the Christmas tree</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2238124632473990296?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-7609546069060782832008-12-14T21:17:00.000-08:002008-12-30T20:39:58.415-08:00New-ish on DVD: Horton Hears a Who<br /><br />Jim Carrey cracking<br />smarmy over Dr. Seuss?<br />This'll NEVER date!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-760954606906078283?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-23865307277386644182008-11-11T12:05:00.000-08:002008-11-11T12:15:40.965-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SRkQ1i6PGuI/AAAAAAAAANk/pFE1I3RnBRQ/s1600-h/Brian+Slade+in+Five+Minutes.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267259751276681954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SRkQ1i6PGuI/AAAAAAAAANk/pFE1I3RnBRQ/s400/Brian+Slade+in+Five+Minutes.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;">Lipstick Flash: The pout </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;">slinks around the world to a </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;">gutter-glam backbeat</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2386530727738664418?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-1764275783976265232008-09-26T21:46:00.000-07:002008-09-26T22:08:32.289-07:00<div><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/eagle_eye/"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Eagle Eye<br /></span></a></em><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Wipe that choc'late milk<br />face hair off your young kisser,<br />LaBeefaroni</span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250562801991523266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SN2_DLuVm8I/AAAAAAAAAKQ/eMtG1p-NGzw/s400/Wooly+Shia.jpg" border="0" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-176427578397626523?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-8951985106422084632008-09-26T21:06:00.000-07:002008-09-26T21:45:29.264-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SN254BDp2PI/AAAAAAAAAKI/AGW2o1YkEgk/s1600-h/GestMinnelli.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250557112591440114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SN254BDp2PI/AAAAAAAAAKI/AGW2o1YkEgk/s400/GestMinnelli.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nights_in_rodanthe/">Nights in Rodanthe </a><br /></em><br />For the love of God,<br />Gere kisses Diane Lane like<br />David frickin' Gest</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-895198510642208463?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-25615961441816364492008-09-25T22:32:00.000-07:002008-09-25T22:52:42.154-07:00<div><div><div><div><a href="http://filmexperience.blogspot.com/2008/09/nobody-puts-baby-angie-in-corner.html">Mad Doctor Eastwood</a></div><div><a href="http://filmexperience.blogspot.com/2008/09/nobody-puts-baby-angie-in-corner.html">constructs giant pillow-lipped</a></div><div><a href="http://filmexperience.blogspot.com/2008/09/nobody-puts-baby-angie-in-corner.html">monster that eats gold</a></div><div> </div><div> </div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2561596144181636449?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-41566086279027803162008-09-19T11:58:00.000-07:002008-09-19T12:30:44.495-07:00<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046163/"><em>My Best Friend's Girl</em> </a><br /><br /><br />Hudson and Cook--Two<br />mental amputees in an<br />ass-kicking contest<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4156608627902780316?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-21276533379688594872008-09-19T11:48:00.000-07:002008-09-19T12:28:22.382-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1196215-lakeview_terrace/">Lakeview Terrace<br /></a></em><br />I'm a mushroom-cloud<br />laying motherf**ker when<br />I see crap like this<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2127653337968859487?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-49276902560005391882008-09-19T08:48:00.000-07:002008-09-19T11:09:20.922-07:00<a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/19/pete2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247795647397773906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SNPqVlj8QlI/AAAAAAAAAJw/szvDP40XZnE/s400/GOTA+Pete+Igor.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/19/pete2.jpg"></a>(Special Guest Artist for this Haiku Movie Review, <em><a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/">Gallery of the Absurd's</a></em> 14)<br /><br /><div><br /><div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4927690256000539188?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-73120792326543347992008-09-11T23:33:00.000-07:002008-09-11T23:36:54.865-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMoNja9YLqI/AAAAAAAAAJg/lUVvPUpI0E0/s1600-h/megnavel.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245019618209705634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMoNja9YLqI/AAAAAAAAAJg/lUVvPUpI0E0/s320/megnavel.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009516-women/">The Women</a></em></strong>.2<br /><br />There is only lint<br />in your navel, Meg Ryan<br />stop gazing at it...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7312079232654334799?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-30000993434419231102008-09-11T23:11:00.000-07:002008-09-11T23:24:57.142-07:00<strong><em>The Women</em></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032143/">Cukor gave us dames</a>;<br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_English">The Murphy Brown scribe </a>gives us<br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">Con$umer$ with Brea$t$</span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMoKoIUskwI/AAAAAAAAAJY/DEkuaj8Yvzw/s1600-h/womenwomen.jpg.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245016400571699970" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMoKoIUskwI/AAAAAAAAAJY/DEkuaj8Yvzw/s400/womenwomen.jpg.BMP" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3000099343441923110?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-67537409235099861862008-09-11T22:27:00.000-07:002008-09-11T23:10:37.142-07:00<div><em><strong>Burn After Reading</strong></em>.3<br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245013244037485186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMoHwZUS0oI/AAAAAAAAAJI/YyALsKIN8YY/s320/pittdunce.BMP" border="0" /><br />In a creative<br />bit of casting, Brad Pitt plays<br />a frickin' idjit</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6753740923509986186?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-12490592071999605172008-09-11T22:19:00.000-07:002008-09-11T23:09:00.014-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMoHViX6ltI/AAAAAAAAAJA/PoZ6f3_XWWM/s1600-h/Pittlhc.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245012782612125394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMoHViX6ltI/AAAAAAAAAJA/PoZ6f3_XWWM/s400/Pittlhc.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong><em>Burn After Reading</em></strong>.2<br /><br />Large Hadron Super<br />Collider imploded and<br />Voila! Pitt's hairdo</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1249059207199960517?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-5832689064989694992008-09-11T22:10:00.000-07:002008-09-11T23:07:31.362-07:00<strong><em>Burn After Reading</em></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&amp;id=1144484&amp;categories=Movies#editorialReview">A rice-paper-thin<br />followup to last year's Best<br />Picture</a>? You BETCHA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-583268906498969499?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-77647182506931475852008-09-05T17:21:00.000-07:002008-09-05T17:28:35.501-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMHOacW657I/AAAAAAAAAI4/aEQ5zfqqjkQ/s1600-h/nicholasmanson.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242698394920216498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMHOacW657I/AAAAAAAAAI4/aEQ5zfqqjkQ/s400/nicholasmanson.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SMHMBP7sNeI/AAAAAAAAAIw/G08Z_aJRPbU/s1600-h/nicholasmanson.BMP"></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Gaze with wonder at<br />my Marilyn Manson wig<br />while I blow things up</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7764718250693147585?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-77828368913315679502008-08-31T16:57:00.001-07:002008-08-31T17:03:52.405-07:00I like the jug-eared<br />beanpole better than the old<br />geezer with the mumps<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7782836891331567950?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-44242191468252010092008-08-29T07:28:00.000-07:002008-08-29T07:41:29.476-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SLgKfoL9KXI/AAAAAAAAAIo/a_W3E0pHNg0/s1600-h/Deliverance+boy.jpg.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239949704925358450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SLgKfoL9KXI/AAAAAAAAAIo/a_W3E0pHNg0/s400/Deliverance+boy.jpg.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><div><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/babylon_ad/"><em>Babylon AD</em><br /></a><br /><em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206634/">Children of Men</a></em> screws<br />its own cousin, gives birth to<br />inbred moron film</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4424219146825201009?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-55687947189966680682008-08-29T07:21:00.000-07:002008-08-29T07:27:08.659-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SLgGlmX1CRI/AAAAAAAAAIY/D2j0bX79cLw/s1600-h/banjoboy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239945409470990610" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SLgGlmX1CRI/AAAAAAAAAIY/D2j0bX79cLw/s200/banjoboy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10008945-college/">College </a><br /></em><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Covais">Grotesque weasel kid<br />from <em>American Idol</em><br /></a>does Nerdsploitation</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5568794718996668068?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-10264929869272272922008-08-16T22:44:00.000-07:002008-08-17T01:45:32.922-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SKJvvSO5X2I/AAAAAAAAAIQ/0O3NBrlEP7g/s1600-h/Isaactoheaven.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233868575096790882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SKJvvSO5X2I/AAAAAAAAAIQ/0O3NBrlEP7g/s400/Isaactoheaven.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://religionblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/08/isaac-hayes-dedicated-scientol.html">Xenu’s mothership<br />Has come</a> for <a href="http://popculturepetridish.blogspot.com/2008/08/passings-isaac-hayes-musician-actor.html">the baddest bad<br />mutha of all time... </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1026492986927227292?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-60399689554582900232008-08-09T23:08:00.001-07:002008-08-09T23:25:52.628-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SJ6JqH0zUNI/AAAAAAAAAII/xEmk8UsMCLo/s1600-h/LukeHand.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232771173799121106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SJ6JqH0zUNI/AAAAAAAAAII/xEmk8UsMCLo/s320/LukeHand.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">Maybe Darth Vader </div><div align="center">will chop the kid's mitt off, tell</div><div align="center">him he's his father</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6039968955458290023?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-80737346022728982072008-08-06T22:04:00.000-07:002008-08-06T23:13:16.772-07:00<a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009457-brideshead_revisited/"><em>Brideshead Revisited</em><br /></a><br />Upper-crust? Who cares!<br />Emma Thompson is <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Brideshead_revisited.jpg/200px-Brideshead_revisited.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brideshead_Revisited_(film)&amp;h=295&amp;w=200&amp;sz=18&amp;hl=en&amp;start=27&amp;sig2=1v9JoYzQ34IH32P4NEeRpw&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=ROhqNx1zDVM__M:&amp;tbnh=115&amp;tbnw=78&amp;ei=eZGaSLvWG4WmpATPkpilAQ&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3DEmma%2BThompson%2BBrideshead%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN">smoking<br />with that hot white hair </a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8073734602272898207?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-8886675610184807722008-08-02T00:46:00.000-07:002008-08-02T00:59:24.233-07:00<a href="http://www.crucialminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/smashed-computer.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.crucialminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/smashed-computer.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Pulled my Site Meter;</div><div>you can visit again, but </div><div>no visit count now...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-888667561018480772?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-1574831783232006282008-07-22T21:40:00.000-07:002008-12-10T02:30:55.636-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SIa9N4STc1I/AAAAAAAAAIA/d7XJ6xkJUzc/s1600-h/Balebeatingoldlady.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226072463755146066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SIa9N4STc1I/AAAAAAAAAIA/d7XJ6xkJUzc/s320/Balebeatingoldlady.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Please God, tell me <a href="http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=672044">Bale's </a></div><div><a href="http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=672044">POWs and ZAPs were confined to</a></div><div><a href="http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=672044">the multiplex screen </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-157483178323200628?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-88615733145186376692008-07-11T16:11:00.000-07:002008-12-10T02:30:55.796-08:00<div><span style="font-size:78%;">(openly inspired by <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2008/07/the-hottest-tee.html">July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd</a>: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)<br /></span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221894919214793218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SHflwyI3AgI/AAAAAAAAAH4/WnMp0ErQUfU/s320/Knockedup.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />My seed swims to you<br />incubator for my horde--<br />snot-nosed floor-lickers </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-8861573314518637669?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-12007465577813038272008-07-11T15:15:00.000-07:002008-12-10T02:30:55.981-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SHfJxFviQ7I/AAAAAAAAAHg/buToMgOknFE/s1600-h/knockedupseahorse2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221864138151707570" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SHfJxFviQ7I/AAAAAAAAAHg/buToMgOknFE/s200/knockedupseahorse2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:78%;">(openly inspired by <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2008/07/the-hottest-tee.html">July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd</a>: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)<br /></span><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br />My vajayjay is<br />a factory cranking out<br />screaming earth killers </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-1200746557781303827?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-42131567533435602022008-07-11T14:40:00.000-07:002008-12-10T02:30:56.116-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SHfXqBFA2fI/AAAAAAAAAHw/AwYn55mUZxw/s1600-h/pregjamie.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221879409803319794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SHfXqBFA2fI/AAAAAAAAAHw/AwYn55mUZxw/s320/pregjamie.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:78%;">(openly inspired by <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2008/07/the-hottest-tee.html">July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd</a>: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)<br /></span><br /><br />Breeder algebra<br />the bigger dumba$$ you are<br />the more pups you poop </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4213156753343560202?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-37607379687381322932008-07-11T14:00:00.000-07:002008-12-10T02:30:56.281-08:00<div><div><span style="font-size:78%;">(openly inspired by <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2008/07/the-hottest-tee.html">July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd</a>: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)<br /></span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221865621399176674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SHfLHbRSheI/AAAAAAAAAHo/t8GyaTGfSOs/s320/preggershorse.jpg" border="0" /><br />Crabby baby with<br />s%!t-caked diapers; mewling and<br />suckling your udders<br /><br /><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-3760737968738132293?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-54464437735568770582008-06-22T19:15:00.000-07:002008-12-10T02:30:56.434-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SF8IVky65RI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/dCmaBdy1c0Q/s1600-h/viveflatulent.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214896060265850130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SF8IVky65RI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/dCmaBdy1c0Q/s320/viveflatulent.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em><a href="http://religionblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/06/love-guru-movie-may-be-more-of.html">The Love Guru</a></em></div><br /><div></div><div>Nothing fuels cosmic</div><div>enlightenment like a few</div><div>fart and penis jokes </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5446443773556877058?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-40192811401238174252008-06-19T23:46:00.001-07:002008-06-19T23:52:06.275-07:00<em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/get_smart/">Get Smart</a></em><br /><br />At least it's better<br />than that putrescent poop pile,<br /><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/evan_almighty/?critic=creamcrop">Evan Almighty</a></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-4019281140123817425?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-52785956713971277572008-06-14T12:52:00.000-07:002008-06-14T13:00:11.563-07:00Guess R's a shoo-in<br />for that guest shot on Hannah<br />Montana right now...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-5278595671397127757?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-74871018322083904502008-06-07T11:23:00.001-07:002008-12-10T02:30:56.771-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SErdCrw7CRI/AAAAAAAAAHI/zPw1SbCAJlg/s1600-h/panda.jpg.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209218957184796946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SErdCrw7CRI/AAAAAAAAAHI/zPw1SbCAJlg/s200/panda.jpg.BMP" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="left">It'll just make fat</div><div align="left">bears with no Kung Fu skills feel</div><div align="left">really insecure</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-7487101832208390450?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-62084702505167407672008-06-06T12:03:00.000-07:002008-06-06T12:08:09.957-07:00<div align="center"><em><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10008759-you_don">You Don't Mess with the Zohan</a></em></div><div align="center"><br /><br /></div><div align="center">Can I get big bucks</div><div align="center">for doing a Borat voice</div><div align="center">in a crappy wig?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-6208470250516740767?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922040194291759380.post-29308436378734441722008-06-05T19:14:00.000-07:002008-12-10T02:30:57.149-08:00<a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/05/bullitt2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208592303803849730" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KKODT8eHhmM/SEijGqAP3AI/AAAAAAAAAHA/eNAG-hmx5kM/s320/bullitt2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/05/bullitt2.jpg"></a>Hitmen in black gloves </div><div>glower, tearing up pavement</div><div>as McQueen gives chase </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Mustang on Charger</div><div>like a supersonic fly</div><div>on Turbo-Charged Sh#t... </div><br /><div></div><div>Squealing tires, real cars:</div><div><em>The Fast and the Furious</em></div><div>can kiss my tailpipe </div><div></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(image used with kind permission from 14's <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/">Gallery of the Absurd</a> website)<br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3922040194291759380-2930843637873444172?l=haiku15minutes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Viper Tetsuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05690550286306930944noreply@blogger.com2