Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Summer Movie Catch-Up, Yeah, More: Adrien Brody, internal dialogue re: Predators
I have an Oscar
but would like to become the
next Casper Van Dien
(Microsoft Paint portrait, "Adrien Brody Contemplates," by
Viper Tetsu. Cut me some slack. I did it in five minutes.)
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Ten Movies'll be Vying for Best Picture Oscar in 2010
Thank God! That means that
Madea Goes to Jail could
take home Oscar GOLD!!
Madea Goes to Jail could
take home Oscar GOLD!!
Haiku Movie Review, 6/24/09
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (again)
Will Megan Fox's
over-firm ass turn into
a car or something?
Will Megan Fox's
over-firm ass turn into
a car or something?
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Health Concerns for Mel Gibson's Outta-Wedlock Kid-to-Be
Can a toddler get
diabetes suckling its
mother's Sugart%ts?
diabetes suckling its
mother's Sugart%ts?
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Haiku Movie Review Part 2, 5/22/09
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
May I replace the
monkey and smack Ben Stiller
for doing this crap?
May I replace the
monkey and smack Ben Stiller
for doing this crap?
Friday, May 15, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Haiku Movie Review, Mayday 2009 Part IV
Friday, May 1, 2009
Haiku Movie Review, Mayday 2009, Part Deux
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Spectres rip open
Grinning Dimwit Redneck's bowels!!
...Not. A guy can dream...
Spectres rip open
Grinning Dimwit Redneck's bowels!!
...Not. A guy can dream...
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Economy, Schmeconomy! Now THIS is news...
Doctor Zira: Now,
THERE'S a chimp who knows how to
kiss a human right
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Haiku Movie Review, 2/12/09
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Hey, Perky Greedhead--
maybe Macy's sells film scripts
that are worth a sh%t
Hey, Perky Greedhead--
maybe Macy's sells film scripts
that are worth a sh%t
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Horton Hears A Haiku Review, 12/14/2008
New-ish on DVD: Horton Hears a Who
Jim Carrey cracking
smarmy over Dr. Seuss?
This'll NEVER date!!
Jim Carrey cracking
smarmy over Dr. Seuss?
This'll NEVER date!!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Haiku Movie Review, 9/12/08: Film 1, Chapter 3
Burn After Reading.3
In a creative
bit of casting, Brad Pitt plays
a frickin' idjit
In a creative
bit of casting, Brad Pitt plays
a frickin' idjit
Friday, September 5, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Thoughtful Rumination on Presidential Candidates, Part 1
I like the jug-eared
beanpole better than the old
geezer with the mumps
beanpole better than the old
geezer with the mumps
Friday, August 29, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
More Fully-Dilated Truth about Breeder Chic: Part 4
(openly inspired by July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)
My seed swims to you
incubator for my horde--
snot-nosed floor-lickers
My seed swims to you
incubator for my horde--
snot-nosed floor-lickers
A C-Section to Breeder Chic, Part 3
(openly inspired by July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)
My vajayjay is
a factory cranking out
screaming earth killers
Breeder Chic Rant (With Contractions at Faster Intervals), Part 2
(openly inspired by July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)
Breeder algebra
the bigger dumba$$ you are
the more pups you poop
Breeder algebra
the bigger dumba$$ you are
the more pups you poop
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