Semi-Pro
See the dead horsie
named 'Man-Boy Schtick." Flog that corpse,
Will Farrell--FLOG IT!!
Friday, March 7, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Over Her Dead BodySaturday, January 26, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Miley Cyrus, Irritating Tween-Sensation Freak
No human is she:
Her carrot-munching bunny
lips scare me spitless
Her carrot-munching bunny
lips scare me spitless
Friday, December 14, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
Haiku to an Extra-Unpleasant Breeder, part 1
Out with swollen t!ts
in public like some bovine;
cover em, Breeder
in public like some bovine;
cover em, Breeder
Friday, November 16, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
The Great Masses Weigh in on the Writers Guild Strike
Snottypance riters
hu needz yu i onlee wotch
reallutee showse
hu needz yu i onlee wotch
reallutee showse
Friday, November 2, 2007
Dork arrested for stealing Indy 4 secrets could've fared worse...
If he'd have openedthat Indy 4 Zip file, his
face woulda melted
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Feedback from the Current Administration re: Gore's Laurels
Leader of the Free
World eloquently weighs in
on Gore's Nobel Prize
Al Gore Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Good thing we kicked this
pinko hippie rat bastard
out of the White House
pinko hippie rat bastard
out of the White House
Saturday, October 6, 2007
K-Fed Gets Kids, Required to Get Ducks in Row
Yo, yo, Judge! 'Sup? You
mean Kev can't share brews with Sean
and Jayden no more?
Friday, October 5, 2007
How Britney's Sons Should Reward their Mama's Parenting Skills
Sean and Jayden sneak
into Brit's bedroom, and then
kill her in her sleep
into Brit's bedroom, and then
kill her in her sleep
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