Friday, December 14, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
The Great Masses Weigh in on the Writers Guild Strike
Snottypance riters
hu needz yu i onlee wotch
reallutee showse
hu needz yu i onlee wotch
reallutee showse
Friday, November 2, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Prez finds shiny new US Attorney General
Bush's first choice died
when brave young Luke Skywalker
blew up the Death Star
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Sacrificing that goat paid off: Kathie Lee not on THE VIEW
I miss seeing that
forehead vein and that taut skin
on morning TV.
forehead vein and that taut skin
on morning TV.
Monday, September 10, 2007
If You Can't Say Something Nice: Britney Spears' VMA Performance
At least she wiped the
orange off her face before she
put the headset on
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
A Compassionate Media Covers Owen Wilson's Suicide Attempt
Best wishes, Owen,
while we coat the hospital
like fat white maggots
while we coat the hospital
like fat white maggots
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
The Real Reason Karl Rove is Leaving Public Scrutiny
He'd trash suits when his
leathery wings kept ripping
leathery wings kept ripping
through the backs of 'em
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Divine Looked Better in a Skirt: Director's Cut
Travolta in drag--
more terrifying than all
four Saw flicks combined.
more terrifying than all
four Saw flicks combined.
illo to Schmuck's haiku: Ride
that coattail, Schmuck--RIDE!
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Friday, August 3, 2007
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoiler!
Harry chokes on a
Bertie Botts Jelly Bean, dies.
Rowling just got bored.
Bertie Botts Jelly Bean, dies.
Rowling just got bored.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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