Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Monday, July 30, 2007

Kelly Clarkson Issues Apology to Clive Davis



Clive won't send his orc hordes to
slaughter her fam'ly

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Power Couple J-Lo and Marc


I know why they've stayed
together this long--it's 'cause
he's eaten her brains

Friday, July 27, 2007

Haiku Movie Review, 7/27/07

No Reservations

Like Tracy/Hepburn,
but with a lobotomy
and that Sunshine kid

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Crack, Peter (Pulp Fiction) Greene's Good Friend




Zed digs rock; now the
cops will go all medieval
on Peter Greene's ass

The Vein in Julia Roberts' Forehead


It pulses; like some
sick Cronenberg parasite,
ready to erupt

Wednesday, July 25, 2007