Sunday, June 22, 2008

Haiku Movie Review, 6/22/08



Nothing fuels cosmic
enlightenment like a few
fart and penis jokes

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Haiku Movie Review, 6/19/08

Get Smart

At least it's better
than that putrescent poop pile,
Evan Almighty

Saturday, June 14, 2008

R Kelly Cleared of Child Porn Charges

Guess R's a shoo-in
for that guest shot on Hannah
Montana right now...

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Kung Fu Panda Cruelly Mocks Sensitive Demographic


It'll just make fat
bears with no Kung Fu skills feel
really insecure

Friday, June 6, 2008

Haiku Movie Review, 6/6/08



Can I get big bucks
for doing a Borat voice
in a crappy wig?

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Ode to Bullitt: Film Nerd Haiku times Three


Hitmen in black gloves
glower, tearing up pavement
as McQueen gives chase


Mustang on Charger
like a supersonic fly
on Turbo-Charged Sh#t...

Squealing tires, real cars:
The Fast and the Furious
can kiss my tailpipe


(image used with kind permission from 14's Gallery of the Absurd website)

Speed Racer Movie Flops: Insert Car Crash Pun Here


















Chimps in beanies and
seizure-inducing colors

Tuesday, June 3, 2008