The Gravy Train Ain't Runnin' No More, Paris Hilton

So Gramps cut you off--
Hardee's is still hurtin' for
Fry cooks, Li'l Chippie

Kelly Clarkson Issues Apology to Clive Davis

Clarkson sucks up. Now

Clive won't send his orc hordes to

slaughter her fam'ly

Power Couple J-Lo and Marc

I know why they've stayed

together this long--it's 'cause

he's eaten her brains

Haiku Movie Review, 7/27/07

No Reservations

Like Tracy/Hepburn,
but with a lobotomy
and that Sunshine kid

Crack, Peter (Pulp Fiction) Greene's Good Friend

Zed digs rock; now the

cops will go all medieval

on Peter Greene's ass

The Vein in Julia Roberts' Forehead

It pulses; like some

sick Cronenberg parasite,

ready to erupt

Ode to Carrot Top