Haiku Movie Review, 9/26/07

Good Luck Chuck

If it looks like a

turd, and smells like a turd, it

must be Good Luck Chuck.

Prez finds shiny new US Attorney General

Bush's first choice died

when brave young Luke Skywalker

blew up the Death Star

Sacrificing that goat paid off: Kathie Lee not on THE VIEW

I miss seeing that
forehead vein and that taut skin
on morning TV.

If You Can't Say Something Nice: Britney Spears' VMA Performance

At least she wiped the

orange off her face before she

put the headset on

How MTV got Britney Spears to sing on the VMA's

Some P. A. laid down
a trail of Cheetos leading
to the theater.