Haiku Movie Review, 11/16/07

Beowulf

Hey--they got some great
voice talent for this here new
Playstation 3 game

The Hollywood Writers Strike Hits Home for Haiku Composer

If this cuts into


new Cavemen episodes, it's


razor-to-wrist time

The Great Masses Weigh in on the Writers Guild Strike

Snottypance riters
hu needz yu i onlee wotch
reallutee showse

Dork arrested for stealing Indy 4 secrets could've fared worse...

If he'd have opened

that Indy 4 Zip file, his

face woulda melted

Haiku Movie Review, 11/2/07

Martian Child

Martin Blank would kick

milksop John Cusack's ass in

a Grosse Pointe minute