Guest Haiku: Birthday Greetings to Gallery of the Absurd's 14 from Paris Hilton

Haiku Movie Review, 12/13/07

The Golden Compass


The Coke Polar Bear
is a heretic: He eats
Cath'lics for lunch. Yum!

Haiku to an Extra-Unpleasant Breeder, part 1

Out with swollen t!ts

in public like some bovine;

cover em, Breeder