Rodent-Cheeked Hack before he
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Horton Hears A Haiku Review, 12/14/2008
New-ish on DVD: Horton Hears a Who
Jim Carrey cracking
smarmy over Dr. Seuss?
This'll NEVER date!!
Jim Carrey cracking
smarmy over Dr. Seuss?
This'll NEVER date!!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Haiku Movie Review, 9/12/08: Film 1, Chapter 3
Burn After Reading.3
In a creative
bit of casting, Brad Pitt plays
a frickin' idjit
In a creative
bit of casting, Brad Pitt plays
a frickin' idjit
Friday, September 5, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Thoughtful Rumination on Presidential Candidates, Part 1
I like the jug-eared
beanpole better than the old
geezer with the mumps
beanpole better than the old
geezer with the mumps
Friday, August 29, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
More Fully-Dilated Truth about Breeder Chic: Part 4
(openly inspired by July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)
My seed swims to you
incubator for my horde--
snot-nosed floor-lickers
My seed swims to you
incubator for my horde--
snot-nosed floor-lickers
A C-Section to Breeder Chic, Part 3
(openly inspired by July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)
My vajayjay is
a factory cranking out
screaming earth killers
Breeder Chic Rant (With Contractions at Faster Intervals), Part 2
(openly inspired by July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)
Breeder algebra
the bigger dumba$$ you are
the more pups you poop
Breeder algebra
the bigger dumba$$ you are
the more pups you poop
The Swollen Belly of Truth Behind Breeder Chic, Part 1
(openly inspired by July 11 entry in Gallery of the Absurd: Thanks to 14 and Candy Kirby for thought food)
Crabby baby with
s%!t-caked diapers; mewling and
suckling your udders
Crabby baby with
s%!t-caked diapers; mewling and
suckling your udders
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
R Kelly Cleared of Child Porn Charges
Guess R's a shoo-in
for that guest shot on Hannah
Montana right now...
for that guest shot on Hannah
Montana right now...
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Friday, June 6, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Ode to Bullitt: Film Nerd Haiku times Three
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
In case you give a rat's ass: New American Idol crowned!
The one guy with the
fancy-schmancy combover
is the big winner
fancy-schmancy combover
is the big winner
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Haiku Movie Preview, 5/21/08
Indiana Jones and the Kashkow with the Long-Assed Title
I have sacrificed
a goat to the gods in the
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
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