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In the Future, Everyone Will Be Haiku'ed for 15 Minutes

Tributes to celebrity and pop culture, in traditional Japanese meter, 'cause I got nothing better to do.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Haiku Movie Review, 2/29/2008


Penelope



Wednesday Addams plays
Posh Spice, only with cheaper
clothes and less make-up

Posted by Viper Tetsu at 5:26 AM No comments:

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Pauly Shore and Wes Craven are a'feudin'!


Man who makes films 'bout
dead guys gets sued by The Thing
with The Dead Career

Posted by Viper Tetsu at 12:59 AM No comments:

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Haiku Movie Review, 2/2/2008

Over Her Dead Body



Walking Makeup Stain

dies, then her ghost picks on that

Boston Legal dame
Posted by Viper Tetsu at 12:47 AM No comments:
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