Heather Mills rewrites the Beatles' 'Glass Onion'

Here's a twenty-four

million-pound clue for you all:

The Wallet was Paul's

Dawn 'Mary Ann' Wells Rides the Hookah Highway

I thought that it was

the mascara that made her

eyes so frickin' red

Haiku Movie Review, 3/11/08

10,000 BC

Pretty cave stud--Fight
those mammoths, but don't muss your
perfect li'l dreadlocks

Haiku Movie Review, 3/7/08

Semi-Pro

See the dead horsie

named 'Man-Boy Schtick." Flog that corpse,

Will Farrell--FLOG IT!!

Haiku Movie Review, 3/7/08

The Spiderwick Chronicles

I liked Spiderwick
better when he wore tights and
kicked Green Goblin's ass