Post-Script to Haiku Movie Preview of 5/21/08

Indiana Jones and the Blah Blah Whatever

Maybe I should have

sacrificed a small child or

George Lucas instead

Haiku Movie Review, 5/30/08

Sex and the City: The Movie

Manolo Blahniks

come in eight diff'rent shades of

I don't give a sh*t

In case you give a rat's ass: New American Idol crowned!

The one guy with the
fancy-schmancy combover
is the big winner

Jodie Foster splits with Lover of 14 Years

The press dines on her
private life with fava beans,
a nice chianti

Winona and Keanu an Item?

Scared little mousie:
you make a first-rate beard for
that Matrix doorknob

Haiku Movie Preview, 5/21/08

Indiana Jones and the Kashkow with the Long-Assed Title

I have sacrificed

a goat to the gods in the

hope that it won't suck