Haiku Movie Review, 9/26/08, Film 2

Eagle Eye

Wipe that choc'late milk
face hair off your young kisser,
LaBeefaroni

Haiku Movie Review, 9/26/08: Film 1

Nights in Rodanthe

For the love of God,
Gere kisses Diane Lane like
David frickin' Gest

Nathan of Film Experience Mutates CHANGELING: A Tribute in Haiku

Mad Doctor Eastwood

constructs giant pillow-lipped

monster that eats gold

Haiku Movie Review 9/19/08 Part 3 in 3D (not)

My Best Friend's Girl


Hudson and Cook--Two
mental amputees in an
ass-kicking contest

Haiku Movie Review, 9/19/08 Part Deux

Lakeview Terrace

I'm a mushroom-cloud
laying motherf**ker when
I see crap like this

Haiku Movie Review, 9/19/08

(Special Guest Artist for this Haiku Movie Review, Gallery of the Absurd's 14)

Haiku Movie Review: Film 2, Chapter 2

The Women.2

There is only lint
in your navel, Meg Ryan
stop gazing at it...

Haiku Movie Review: Film 2, Chapter 1

The Women

Cukor gave us dames;
The Murphy Brown scribe gives us
Con$umer$ with Brea$t$

Haiku Movie Review, 9/12/08: Film 1, Chapter 3

Burn After Reading.3

In a creative
bit of casting, Brad Pitt plays
a frickin' idjit

Haiku Movie Review, 9/12/08: Film 1, Chapter 2

Burn After Reading.2

Large Hadron Super
Collider imploded and
Voila! Pitt's hairdo

Haiku Movie Review, 9/12/08: Film 1, Chapter 1

Burn After Reading

A rice-paper-thin
followup to last year's Best
Picture? You BETCHA!

Bangkok Dangerous: A Nicholas Cage Internal Dialogue

Gaze with wonder at
my Marilyn Manson wig
while I blow things up