Lloyd Webber Pens Phantom Sequel

Please, God, stop Mr.

Rodent-Cheeked Hack before he

composes again

Haiku Movie Review, 12/30/08

Valkyrie

Give a monkey an

eyepatch and he'll swear he's a

serious artist

Haiku Movie Review, December 29

The Spirit

Thank you, Frank Miller

for such a stylish coal lump

'neath the Christmas tree

Horton Hears A Haiku Review, 12/14/2008

New-ish on DVD: Horton Hears a Who

Jim Carrey cracking
smarmy over Dr. Seuss?
This'll NEVER date!!