Haiku Movie Review 5/28/09, Warp Factor 2

Up


A smart, quality
animated flick? Pixar
must think we're all chumps...

Haiku Movie Review 5/28/09, Phase 1

Drag Me to Hell


Hey, Mac Guy--if your
Mac is so great, why can't it
delete demon hags?

Health Concerns for Mel Gibson's Outta-Wedlock Kid-to-Be

Can a toddler get
diabetes suckling its
mother's Sugart%ts?

Haiku Movie Review 3, 5/22/09

Terminator Salvation

Sucking in your cheeks

won't add gravitas, Grumpy

Method Actor Boy

Haiku Movie Review Part 1, 5/22/09

Dance Flick

The next stale spoof will
be written, directed by
some Wayans zygotes

Haiku Movie Review Part 2, 5/22/09

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

May I replace the
monkey and smack Ben Stiller
for doing this crap?

TWILIGHT kid plays Salvador Dali in indie flick: WTF?

Talks to get Paris
Hilton to portray Gala
just fell the hell through:(...

Haiku Movie Review, 5/15/09

Angels and Demons

At least Hanks has ditched
that greasy sub-mullet 'do
from the first movie...

Haiku Movie Review, 5/11/09

Star Trek

Even crusty Bones

is pretty; everyone in

space is so pretty

Kirstie Alley Puts on the Pounds

She gained 83
pounds, and is over forty:
Execute her, please

Haiku Movie Review, Mayday 2009 Part IV

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

There's Jackman shirtless:

As for the rest of the film...

Well...Jackman's shirtless

Haiku Movie Review, Mayday 2009, in Supadupa 3-D

Obsessed


Sacha Fierce needn't
worry 'bout clearing mantle
space for that Oscar

Haiku Movie Review, Mayday 2009, Part Deux

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Spectres rip open
Grinning Dimwit Redneck's bowels!!
...Not. A guy can dream...

Haiku Movie Review, Mayday 2009

17 Again

Pretty baby-faced
man/boy: eats spray-can Cheez-Whiz,
makes all the 'tweens sigh