Haiku Movie Review, 9/24/09

The Informant

If Soderbergh farts
into a high-def cam'ra,
crits will still piss selves

Julia Roberts disrupts Indian worshippers shooting her new piece o' piffle

You'd be real mean if
a huge alien worm lived
in your forehead, too...

Megan Fox has 'Sexual Superpowers'

Maybe she can use

'em to help me recall what

the Hell she looks like

Fish-in-a-Barrel Time, Just 'Cause: Catching up with Bai Ling

If I had a dime

for ev'ry nip slip, I could

buy Oprah's soul, babe.

Transformers Crew Slams Megan Fox

I still can't pick this
flat-abbed Barbie Doll out of
a police line-up