Haiku Movie Review Part 2, 8/20/10

Nanny McPhee Returns

I would like Mary
Poppins better if she would
brush her ugly tooth

Haiku Movie Review, 8/20/10

Piranha 3-D

Better to be fish
food than a kangaroo's bitch,
Jerry O'Connell

Ode to Snooki from some damn Reality Show

I still possess my

soul; for I don't know who this

carp-mouthed trashoid is

Haiku Movie Review to the Third Power, 8/13/10

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

I love a smart flick,

edited so frenetic

that it makes me puke

Haiku Movie Review, Part Deux, 8/13/10

Eat Pray Love

Go on a worldwide

trip with Julia Roberts'

giant forehead vein

Haiku Movie Review, 8/13/10

The Expendables

Co-starring with Sly

Stallone's face in this movie:

Joan Rivers' eyebrows

Summer Movie Catch-Up, Zac Efron Division

Charlie St. Cloud

I contemplate death

while batting my dreamy eyes,

heaving my buff chest

Summer Movie Catch-Up, Yeah, More: Adrien Brody, internal dialogue re: Predators

I have an Oscar

but would like to become the

next Casper Van Dien

(Microsoft Paint portrait, "Adrien Brody Contemplates," by

Viper Tetsu. Cut me some slack. I did it in five minutes.)

Summer Movie Catch-Up, Revisited: The A-Team

Turn B.A. into

a wuss for the first hour? Sounds


like box office GOLD!!!

Summer Movie Catch-Up Time:Memo to Nolan re: Inception (for Dave, with Love)

Spoil your great mindf$%#

by casting the guy with the

massive baby head